If you'd like to phone in your order (using a credit card), please call 1-877-826-2310. This is a toll free number and a voice message system.

Please speak slowly and clearly. We need your credit card number and expiration date, your full name and your billing/shipping address. Don't forget to tell us which video (Schoolmaster's Revenge, Lucinda's Confessions and/or Vacation) and what format (DVD or VHS) you want. And please give us some way to contact you - either E-mail or phone number - in case we have any questions about your order. If you want us to send you a confirmation E-mail of your order please let us know that as well.

REMEMBER, you cannot order "spanklets" over the phone.